gynecology obstetrics


Sex On Bubble Wrap

a: Having sex on a sheet of bubble wrap ~
b: sex to fireworks

What: "Having sex on a sheet of bubble wrap is like sex to fireworks."

Writer: mrpooper
Date: Jul 1 2010 7:54 AM

The Ring Of Fire

a: The ring of fire ~
b: A description of an arroused women

What: This phrase is about: 1) The area of high volcanic activity around the Pacific Ocean 2) A very good Johnny Cash song or 3) both 1 and 2. If it's number 2, it is the smoothyest double entendre of all time. Take a look at the link and read the words several times. "Bound by wild desire, I fell into a ring of fire". Is Johnny going to jump into a volcano? I don' think so. The song is a reference to a female volcano that can be a much fun to watch as it is to jump inside.

Writer: LucretiaGermanica
Date: Oct 15 2010 5:43 AM

Beef Is Like Vagina

a: Beef ~
b: vagina

What: "Beef is like vagina. If it don't stink, and you don't see any creepy crawlies on it, it's edible."

Writer: Dieselmh
Date: Nov 20 2011 12:05 PM

Self Cleaning

a: The vagina ~
b: a self-cleaning oven

What: "Cleaning with water externally during bathing is quite adequate. Use a small amount of mild unscented soap if you must. Soap dries out your mucous membranes which are already more likely to absorb toxins."

Writer: Pamela Wible MD
Where: Reference Link Has Evaporated
Date: Mar 7 2012 8:55 PM

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