Random Analogies
Kayak Is Like A Second Skin
a: Kayak ~
b: a second skin
What: "The shore is now a sandy blur, the sleek kayak is like a second skin, and the only sound that matters to me on this late-summer afternoon is the rhythmic slicing of wood against water. Al and Betsie Anderson float nearby, watching from their needle-bowed boats."
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Writer: Howard Meyerson
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Date: Feb 15 2012 9:56 PM
# 1704 Critique Analogy
Sperm Don't Want To Pay.....
a: Male gamete ~
b: a date who refuses to go halves on the bill
What: "Hence, the male gamete is like a date who refuses to go halves on the bill, but instead searches for a partner who will provide them with the most extravagant gifts; whilst the female gamete is the sugar daddy of the sex cell world."
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Writer: Rosemary Bettle
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Date: May 7 2013 6:56 PM
# 2998 Critique Analogy
a: Exclamation point ~
b: profanity
What: "An exclamation point is like profanity: the more you use it, the less subtle its effect. Go now and exclaim no more. "
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Writer: Not Stated
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Date: Oct 11 2013 5:05 PM
# 4003 Critique Analogy
a: farting ~
b: the gateway drug
What:
"Farting is like the gateway drug. It opens the door for more less appealing things to come. Remember there was a time when you couldn't even imagine pooping at his place or wearing period-stained underwear on a date? Usher in peeing with the door open, picking your nose, and plucking your armpit hair. Yup, the moment you fart in front of him, it's game over. "
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Writer: Mistress J
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Date: May 23 2015 11:50 AM
# 7676 Critique Analogy
