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Reading Marx

a: Reading Marx ~
b: fucking a microwaved squash

What: You know. Marx. Reading Marx is like fucking a microwaved squash -- everyone's got to do it eventually, but you probably shouldn't get so into it that you start joining a club. Because the next thing you know you'll be standing on the back of a personnel transport humorlessly waving a huge flag and screaming through a bullhorn at a bunch of people who made the fatal mistake of not agreeing with you, while your comrades herd them through barbed-wire-lined corrals with rifle butts and... wait

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Writer: Not Stated
LCC: J
Where:
Date: Jul 29 2010 4:33 AM


Going Off The Rails

a: health care system ~
b: a runaway train

What:

"Anyone with a pulse in the United States has become aware that our health care system is like a runaway train in serious danger of jumping off its track. It's amazing, and confusing, because we are blessed with so much medical innovation"


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Writer: Brian Carmody
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Date: Jan 23 2014 8:21 PM



a: Pyruvic Acid ~
b: a backup to the NADH

What:

"If there is not enough oxygen to remove the (H+), the (NADH) build up in the cell. To once again prevent over-acidity, the pyruvic acid accepts the (H+) and forms Lactic Acid. The Pyruvic Acid is like a backup to the (NADH). It then reduces to Lactate and (H+), and some of the Lactate molecules take (H+) with them to help lower the level of acidity in the muscle, whose normal pH is between 7.25 to 7.4*. If the lactate molecules don't round up enough (H+) to take with them into the blood stream, the pH scale drops to about 7.3, where the pain starts "


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Writer: Not Stated
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Where:
Date: Aug 7 2014 5:30 PM



a: layers of the earth ~
b: peanut M&M

What:

"The layers of the earth are like a peanut M&M. There is a thin crust that can change, a melting middle layer and a hard center core with a inner layer and this outer layer just like a peanut.
"


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Writer: G. Fall and Ohio CLC Regional Literacy Consultants
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Where:
Date: May 28 2015 6:00 PM



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