Random Analogies
"In the middle of the flanks of women lies the womb, a female viscous, closely resembling an animal; for it moves itself hither and thither in the flanks, also upwards in a direct line to below the cartilage of the thorax, and also obliquely to the right or to the left, either to the liver or the spleen; and it likewise is subject to prolapsus downwards, and, in a word, it is altogether erratic. It delights, also, in fragrant smells, and advances towards them; and it had an aversian to fetid smells and flees from them; and, on the whole the womb is like an animal within an animal."
"having social anxiety is like waking up and battling a bear every morning and then having people tell you it's not that big a deal because they had to deal with a chihuahua humping their leg once."
"Modern sculpture is like sushi. It's just too strange at first, too unpredictable, too fishy, you might say. But in time, modern sculpture can win people over, just like a California roll with pickled ginger on the side."
