"It was a mixture, no longer what our ancestors ate. It was White Man's food, and white men are like their bread, they are not wholesome. The blood of our most noble ancestors was mixed with the blood of white men. They are a mixture, just like their food."
"White men are respectful toward women. Compared to Asian men, White men are like gods because they know that women are not property and they respect Asian women for expressing their sexuality, which is nearly impossible for Asian men to do. Asian men at the bottoms of their hearts are so insecure that they think they still have the right to lock Asian women in cages or be kept in chains. News Flash: Asian women are free to do whatever they want now! Stop trying to control our lives."
"Straight white men are like beavers, active only on the darkest of nights when we can't see their nefariousness."
"We're back from summer break! This week, we're talking Taylor Swift's downfall, Britney's comeback, why certain white men are like Teflon, and the history behind the no-white-after-Labor-Day rule."
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