"Vimeo is like your goofy uncle who is 10 years younger than your dad with no kids and is always cracking jokes and liveleak is your old war vet uncle who is always telling graphic and inappropriate stories at holidays to 11 years olds."
METAMIA is a free database of analogy and metaphor. Anyone can contribute or search. The subject matter can be anything. Science is popular, but poetry is encouraged. The goal is to integrate our fluid muses with the stark literalism of a relational database. Metamia is like a girdle for your muses, a cognitive girdle.