"But after a time, if the girlfriend isn't "the one", the magic starts to wear off a bit. Her clever witticisms aren't quite so charming."
METAMIA is a free database of analogy and metaphor. Anyone can contribute or search. The subject matter can be anything. Science is popular, but poetry is encouraged. The goal is to integrate our fluid muses with the stark literalism of a relational database. Metamia is like a girdle for your muses, a cognitive girdle.