too much glucose in your blood


a: Too much glucose in your blood ~
b: Too many Catholic priests


"Too much glucose in your blood is like too many Catholic priests at an altar boy jamboree. Somebody's going to get screwed. And who gets screwed in the case of too much glucose is you. So how do you treat it? Just like little Dominic, who won't be able to sit on any hard surfaces for a while, you take the diabetes to court and sue its ass for a million point five."

This, of course, is joke, but it may
help some people understand that chronic
high glucose does damage you body

Writer: Not Stated
Date: May 15 2014 4:35 PM

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