"External testes are like beer fridges: "The human, chimp and bonobo
all have external testicles.... If you're the kind of guy who has a beer
fridge, in the garage, you expect a party to happen at any moment and
you need to be ready. That's what the external testicles are. They
keep the sperm cells cool, so you can have frequent ejaculations."
So if a guy doesn't keep a beer fridge in the garage, does that mean
he's just not that into me? "
"The two testes are like two large olives within each there are coiled masses of tubes that's produce the semen. "yes they are….
"Token "actress": Ooh, the eel testes are like taking a bite and floating on to a big cloud in the sky while looking at children playing while unicorns slide down a rainbow and daisies poof out of my bottom."
METAMIA is a free database of analogy and metaphor. Anyone can contribute or search. The subject matter can be anything. Science is popular, but poetry is encouraged. The goal is to integrate our fluid muses with the stark literalism of a relational database. Metamia is like a girdle for your muses, a cognitive girdle.