"Safe sex is like math. Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and count on Durex to not Multiply! "
"You seem to at least have your facts in line. The way I usually put it is that unsafe sex is like running across a busy highway, whereas safe sex is like walking along the sidewalk. Yeah, in both cases, a car can plow into you. But doing the latter is FAR less likely to result in getting hit by a car."
"I had better get to the meat of this post soon before I start talking about mailing people condoms because safe sex is like swimming- everyone should know how to do it."
"Safe sex is like driving, "No sex while drunk". Alcohol lowers inhibition and impairs decision-making, which are important tools for choosing safe sex."
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