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Oop Is Like Religious Conversion

a: Oop ~
b: religious conversion

What: "I'm starting to believe that OOP is like religious conversion - you don't understand it unless you've had the revelation, and I'm still a sinner. Maybe somebody will take me down to the river and dunk me and I'll wonder why I ever doubted."

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Writer: Loup Garou
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Date: Nov 27 2011 5:30 PM


Oop As Advanced External Function.

a: Oop ~
b: an advanced external function

What: "OOP is like an advanced external function. Languages such as Java are purely OOP all programming done in Java uses classes."

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Writer: Ashley Peach
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Date: Nov 27 2011 5:32 PM


OOP as septic tank

a: OOP ~
b: designing a septic tank

What: "Designing OOP is like designing a septic tank. You know it's going to get filled with crap, but the goal is to keep the crap safely contained so it doesn't contaminate everything around it. If the OOP design is leaking someone's sewage then it's a failed design. "

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Writer: Henry
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Date: Nov 27 2011 5:38 PM


OOP as dog training

a: OOP ~
b: giving instructions to a trained dog

What: "Object-Oriented programming, or OOP, describes the world of programming today. In concept, OOP is like giving instructions to a trained dog."

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Writer: Meg
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Date: Nov 27 2011 5:41 PM


Oop Is Like Peeling An Onion......

a: Oop ~
b: peeling an onion while walking across a minefield

What: " OOP is like peeling an onion while walking across a minefield in the dark. Have you reached that final layer of (in)comprehension yet, or have you already blown your last synapse to smithereens? Layers of inheritance make OOP slow and bloated. Fewer layers makes procedural programming fast and compact."

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Writer: Mike Mitchell
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Date: Nov 27 2011 5:44 PM


Oop Is Like Chess

a: Oop ~
b: chess

What: "OOP is like chess -- easy to understand the rules, years to master."

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Writer: Edward Buatois
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Where: Reference Link Has Evaporated
Date: Nov 27 2011 5:46 PM


Otter Poop...

a: poop ~
b: fingerprint

What:

"Did you know that poop is like a fingerprint? It is unique to an individual and holds a lot of clues "


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Writer: Kathleen French, Education Coordinator
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Date: Aug 24 2015 1:30 PM



a: Single-loop learning ~
b: thermostat

What:

"Single-loop learning is like a thermostat that learns when it is too hot or too cold and turns the heat on or off."


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Writer: Mary James, ‎Robert McCormick, ‎Paul Black
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Date: Jul 28 2015 5:09 PM



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