"Basically, my hair is like candy corn. It makes me laugh everyday.
Level 1 is my natural hair color, level 2 is the drugstore dye, and level 3 is the combination of the dyes. So throw in the fact that my hair is naturally curly, and you now know more than you've ever wanted to know about my hair. "
"My hair is nappy. It is coarse and thick. It grows in pencil-sized spirals and tiny crinkles. My hair grows out, not down. It springs from my head like a corona. My hair is like wool. You can't run your fingers through it, nor a comb. It is impenetrable. My hair is rebellious. It resists being smoothed into a neat bun or pony tail. It puffs. Strands escape; they won't be tamed. My hair is nappy. And I love it."
"My hair is like an antenna that connects to higher spiritual powers. It's soft to the touch and sothing as I run my hands through my roots. It's unique and stands out ... "
"My hair is like a weather hygrometer (humidity) too "
"I swear, my hair is like a mood ring. On days when I'm stressed, it seems to be particularly voluminous, and when I'm sad, it actually looks like wants to wilt. It makes me feel like I've got a little buddy on top of my head, empathizing with me at all times. "
"Now mind you my hair is like Sybil with at least 42 different textures going on in my hair (lol) but this is the only product that has brought them all under control. "
"My hair is like hot coffee in the oven. My eyes are blue like the sparkling ocean. My smile is as warm as a muffin. My body is as sweet as candy."
all kinds of hair metaphors are in the linked page.
"My hair is like a waterfall flowing down rocky mountain shoulders "
A form for writing poems is in the link.
METAMIA is a free database of analogy and metaphor. Anyone can contribute or search. The subject matter can be anything. Science is popular, but poetry is encouraged. The goal is to integrate our fluid muses with the stark literalism of a relational database. Metamia is like a girdle for your muses, a cognitive girdle.