marriage
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Marrige Is Like A Slurpee
a: Marriage ~
b: a slurpee
What: "marriage is like a slurpee the first couple sips your like oh wow yes im glad i did this then bam outaa no where brain freeze ..... then the brain freeze eventually goes away.... but then your stupid enough to take another sip"
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Writer: Not Stated
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Date: Nov 24 2011 1:19 PM
# 1519 Critique Analogy
marriage is like fish balls
a: marriage ~
b: fish balls
What: "After deep frying the fish balls, you will notice that it become brownish and just like marriage, after several years of being tested, the whiteness, the color, and its beauty starts to change. Does it mean that marriage is getting weaker? Perhaps for the few but I believe that for many, it's just getting stronger. After you fry the fish balls, take a bite on one them and you will see that the inside is still white."
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Writer: Ray
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Date: Nov 24 2011 1:21 PM
# 1520 Critique Analogy
Marriage As Rubiks Cube
a: Marriage ~
b: Rubiks Cube
What: There are 13 links between the 2. The first one is both "initially seem impossible". There are 12 others that convincingly link the 2.
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Writer: Alisa Bowman
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Where: Reference Link Has Evaporated
Date: Nov 24 2011 1:34 PM
# 1521 Critique Analogy
Marriage As Invasion
a: Marriage ~
b: invading a country
What: "This might be off the wall, but it seems to me that getting married is like invading a country. Before you do it, you really do want to think things through, at least for several steps down the road. It's definitely not something you want to "slide into." Getting out is much harder than slipping in."
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Writer: J Eric
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Date: Apr 16 2012 4:13 PM
# 1866 Critique Analogy
a: Marriage ~
b: Tornado
What:
Marriage is like a Tornado: "In the beginning there's a lot of blowing and sucking, Then you lose your house".
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Writer: Not Stated
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Where: Reference Link Has Evaporated
Date: May 2 2021 9:52 AM
# 12296 Critique Analogy
a: my marriage ~
b: Kintsukuroi pottery
What:
"I believe that my marriage is like Kintsukuroi pottery. It's a bowl that has been cracked many times. Each time it was repaired with gold, making it more beautiful and valuable than before. It is more beautiful for being broken. Not that our marriage was broken, but the challenges we've faced could have easily done so."
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Writer: Not Stated
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Date: Jan 20 2021 12:34 AM
# 12270 Critique Analogy
Gay marriage
a: Gay marriage ~
b: vegetarian bacon
What: "Nat's a man of contradictions. I would describe him as an open minded traditionalist. Here are a few Natisms;
'Gay marriage is like vegetarian bacon' (He's gay)"
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Writer: Laura and Sophie
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Date: Aug 5 2010 11:14 AM
# 554 Critique Analogy
Water Without The Wet
a: Gay marriage ~
b: dry water
What: "Gay marriage is like dry water. It doesn't exist. If two gay adults wish to hook up (pardon) then no one has a reason to object. Any type of union they wish to make is just fine as long as they both agree. Marriage is for a man and a woman, by definition. If straight people want to partner with someone of their own sex, they can, but they can't marry them."
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Writer: johnston.cliff
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Where: Reference Link Has Evaporated
Date: Nov 19 2012 10:40 AM
# 2438 Critique Analogy
It No Fit
a: Gay marriage ~
b: extension cords
What: See the link for a very puritanical monologue on homo-marriage.
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Writer: Mary's Rosary
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Date: Nov 19 2012 6:59 PM
# 2439 Critique Analogy
a: Gay marriage ~
b: polygamy or bigamy
What: It's a states right issues. Methinks this is the issues raised in this article.
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Writer: Rep. Judy Biggert
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Where: Reference Link Has Evaporated
Date: Nov 19 2012 7:02 PM
# 2440 Critique Analogy
This No Make No Sense
a: Gay marriage ~
b: slavery
What: "Cardinal Keith O'Brien said countries which legalise gay marriage are "shaming themselves" by going against the "natural law," and should not consider their actions "progress". "
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Writer: Cardinal Keith O'Brien
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Date: Nov 19 2012 7:05 PM
# 2441 Critique Analogy
What's The Connection
a: Gay marriage ~
b: a 3 year old driving a car
What: "Republican Congresswoman Vicky Hartzler believes that same sex marriage is like an uncle marrying his niece and a 50 year old marrying a 12 year old girl. Yes, she said that. She also believes that it is comparable to a 3 year old driving a car. At least, she didn't compare people to marrying dogs."
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Writer: Congresswoman Vicky
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Where: Reference Link Has Evaporated
Date: Nov 19 2012 7:07 PM
# 2442 Critique Analogy
All In The Family
a: Gay marriage ~
b: Marrying Your Brother
What: "Rick Santorum Says Gay Marriage Is Like Marrying Your Brother Or Niece, Sexual Abuse Higher In Gay Families"
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Writer: Rick Santorum
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Date: Nov 19 2012 7:11 PM
# 2443 Critique Analogy
Are The Sauages Good?
a: Gay marriage ~
b: breakfast
What: I guess every one is eating different stuff and everyone enjoys what they eat.
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Writer: not stated
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Where: Reference Link Has Evaporated
Date: Nov 19 2012 7:15 PM
# 2444 Critique Analogy
Government Governed Natural Rights
a: Gay marriage ~
b: granting the right to own slaves
What: "The DOMA simply makes more explicit the government's obligation to secure the Creator-endowed unalienable rights of the natural family. This obligation precludes government from fabricating other rights that impair them. In this respect, granting homosexuals the right to marry is like granting plantation owners the right to own slaves."
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Writer: Alan Keyes
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Date: Nov 19 2012 7:18 PM
# 2445 Critique Analogy
Very Superficial
a: Gay marriage ~
b: bikini tops and bras
What: They are the same but only one can be worn in public. This is the essence of this analogy.
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Writer: not stated
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Date: Nov 19 2012 7:20 PM
# 2446 Critique Analogy
Another Negative Association
a: Gay marriage ~
b: theft
What: "Gay people asking to fully legalize gay marriage is like robbers asking to legalize theft- obviously there's some bias. But throw in people willing to support it from an outside perspective, and you have yourself a much more credible argument."
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Writer: George Tinari
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Where: Reference Link Has Evaporated
Date: Nov 19 2012 7:24 PM
# 2447 Critique Analogy
a: Gay marriage ~
b: straight marriage
What: "We are monogamous." The link is too a series of articles that list the commonalities between the 2.
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Writer: Shannon Ralph
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Date: Nov 19 2012 7:27 PM
# 2448 Critique Analogy
A Male Cow And Male Horse?
a: Gay marriage ~
b: marrying a horse with a cow
What: "A gay marriage is like marrying a horse with a cow. If not for man and woman, there would not be the concept of MARRIAGE ! Two men or two women living together would never, in any society, at any time in history, ever invent the concept of marriage."
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Writer: Regular Guy
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Date: Nov 19 2012 7:30 PM
# 2449 Critique Analogy
The Homo Hood Ornament
a: Gay marriage ~
b: changing a hood ornament
What: "I am against gay marriage, I don't believe that it exists. Two Men ( or Women) can live together and call it marriage, but "marriage" is inherently a religious institution. Hence , a gay "marriage" is like changing the ornament on the hood of my 944 Porsche and proclaiming that it is now a ford f150."
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Writer: Michael D. Denny
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Where: Reference Link Has Evaporated
Date: Nov 19 2012 7:36 PM
# 2450 Critique Analogy
Crazy In Australia
a: Gay marriage ~
b: legalizing child abuse
What: "Wendy Francis, a candidate for the Family First party in Australia, caused outrage after tweeting her views on same-sex marriage-she says "legitimizing" it would be like "legitimizing child abuse." Francis later retracted the tweets."
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Writer: Wendy Francis
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Date: Nov 19 2012 7:39 PM
# 2451 Critique Analogy
The Water That Is Dry, Like A Martini
a: Gay marriage ~
b: dry water
What: "They're a cloud of verbose fog spewing
from your vacuous, bored little mind...
This inane mindset of you & your tiny
like"minded" herd don't suggest there's
much promise in the next generation."
"gay marriage" is like dry water, black
suns, or square wheels ~ dreamland.
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Writer: johnno
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Date: Nov 19 2012 7:44 PM
# 2452 Critique Analogy
A Dirty Toilet??
a: Gay marriage ~
b: the toilets on the Titanic
What: "Worrying about gay marriage is like complaining that the toilets were backed up on the Titanic. It is evil, but it is not particularly relevant."
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Writer: Bob Lonsberry
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Date: Nov 19 2012 7:47 PM
# 2453 Critique Analogy
Gay Marriage=smoking Ban?
a: Gay marriage ~
b: smoking ban
What: "If you talk to ministers just now, they say, "Gay marriage is like the smoking ban. People thought they were against it, but when it happened, they just accepted it." I cannot prove this wrong, but the triviality of the comparison makes me suspicious. Marriage is a great, big, deep subject. There is no crying need to change it just because a vociferous lobby says we must. I recommend a policy which should surely unite all conservatives, trad or modernising - masterly inactivity."
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Writer: Charles Moore
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Date: Nov 19 2012 7:57 PM
# 2454 Critique Analogy
Gay Marriage=shakers
a: Gay marriage ~
b: The Shakers
What: "Gay marriage is like The Shakers. If it were to become the prevailing societal force the human race would die out in short order. We're already destroying generations of children by promoting "Single Motherhood" and sentencing those children to live without fathers, and (for most of them) to grow up in poverty. These movements are utterly selfish in nature: They don't give a flip about "The Children". All they care about their own needs and wants."
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Writer: Buy Danish
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Date: Nov 19 2012 8:07 PM
# 2456 Critique Analogy
The Gay Food
a: Gay marriage ~
b: food you don't like
What: "This analogy may seem irrelevant, but I find it pretty accurate no matter how stupid it seems. Gay marriage is like a food you don't like. You don't like that food, so obviously you would avoid it, yes? Well, why are others restricted to it because them enjoying that food does not effect you in any way."
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Writer: Amanda
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Date: Nov 19 2012 8:12 PM
# 2457 Critique Analogy
Gay Wood Underware?
a: Gay marriage ~
b: legalizing wool underwear
What: "I believe legalizing gay marriage is like legalizing wool underwear. Might be uncomfortable to think about, but it doesn't affect me at all. Not like I'm gonna run out for some bulk-knit jockeys right away."
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Writer: rowan volvo
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Date: Nov 19 2012 8:13 PM
# 2458 Critique Analogy
The Fetishistic Agenda
a: Gay marriage ~
b: a man wearing a maternity bra
What: "Gay marriage" is like a man wearing a maternity bra or a woman wearing boxer shorts. It is purely and simply, FETISHISTIC.
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Writer: Claire Khaw
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Date: Nov 19 2012 8:16 PM
# 2459 Critique Analogy
Hmmmm
a: Gay marriage ~
b: An Unattractive Golf Putter
What: "It's like in golf," Trump told The New York Times. "A lot of people - I don't want this to sound trivial - but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive. It's weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can't sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist."
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Writer: Donald Trump
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Date: Nov 19 2012 8:20 PM
# 2460 Critique Analogy
a: Bad marriage ~
b: game of cards
What:
"They say that a bad marriage is like a game of cards. You start out with two hearts and a diamond - but end up wishing for a club and a spade."
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Writer: Ginita Wall
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Date: Feb 21 2015 2:52 PM
# 7349 Critique Analogy
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