male reproductive system
"The male reproductive system is like a multi-coiled water slide. But instead of water, seminal fluid is flowing. (Actually, there might be a seminal fluid slide just outside Bangkok.) Most of the action takes place in the testicles, which are full of coiled tubes. However, not all the tubes are alike since they have different purposes. "
"Adam Corolla once said on his radio show that the female reproductive system is like a porsche; it's a high-performance thing of beauty and a lot of fun to drive, but they need a lot of regular maintenance and spend a lot of time in the shop.
Where as male genetalia is more like a 77 subaru wagon: all you have to do is change the oil, keep the tires inflated and it will run a million miles. Any repairs that it may need you can do yourself with pliers and baling wire."
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