losing your virginity
"Losing your virginity is like eating with chopsticks for the first time: There's a lot of poking around and you end up wondering how all those people in Asia do it (answer: fuck robots)."
METAMIA is a free database of analogy and metaphor. Anyone can contribute or search. The subject matter can be anything. Science is popular, but poetry is encouraged. The goal is to integrate our fluid muses with the stark literalism of a relational database. Metamia is like a girdle for your muses, a cognitive girdle.