"The first thing, neigh, the supreme thing you need to know about going down on a woman is that you MUST be gentle. Particularly gentle. Don't believe what you see on your favorite porn sites and videos. A woman's labia is like a budding flower. You don't eat a flower, do you? You feel a flower. Caress it on your lips, your nose your face. It's the same with a fragile vagina. "
"All of my friends are 20 and we all like larger labia. Large labia is like the equivalent of full, large breasts...it's much more womanly and sexy..plus there is much more variety with larger lips and more of a turn-on since the labia is more visually accessible. Why would you want a women with no inner lips and a tiny clit- that's boring. Women with large labia and a large clit are blessed!!!! TRUST ME!!"
"I snorted when she said her labia is like a curtain at a high school play.. HA!"
"My labia is like crabgrass: velvety-soft one way, micro serrated fish hook tips the other."
METAMIA is a free database of analogy and metaphor. Anyone can contribute or search. The subject matter can be anything. Science is popular, but poetry is encouraged. The goal is to integrate our fluid muses with the stark literalism of a relational database. Metamia is like a girdle for your muses, a cognitive girdle.