"The Grammys are like a horrific car crash that you just cannot bring yourself to look away from "
"The Grammys are like the formulaic romantic comedy of the award-show world, so this seems like a good fit."
"The Grammys are like the Academy Awards, they don't always choose the right one that should win-this is subjective however. "
"The Grammys are like a graduation ceremony. You only really care about what's going on if you're the one graduating, or a parent. "
"I'd like to take these analogies to another level. The Grammys are like the Los Angeles Lakers of Awards Shows. You tune in when they are playing but is Steve Blake really playing 32 minutes a game?"
"The Grammys are like musical Christmas," explains virtuoso soul singer Anthony Hamilton, who knows of what he speaks.
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