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Women As Bread As Giver Of Life
a: Good women ~
b: good loaf of bread
What: "A good woman is like a good loaf of bread She should have a bouncy body, not taste too yeasty and preferably she should be white."
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Writer: sickipediabot
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Date: Apr 30 2012 3:45 PM
# 1941 Critique Analogy
Lucky Is As Lucky Does
a: Good women ~
b: a four leaf clover
What: "A good woman is like a four leaf clover. Like clovers, women are numerous, but the chances of finding the right one are small. But once a man finds her, he will have good fortune as long as he holds onto her."
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Writer: Not Stated
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Date: Apr 30 2012 3:46 PM
# 1942 Critique Analogy
Yuck
a: Good women ~
b: looking for a Tootsie Roll in a septic tank
What: "It's been said before that trying to find a 'Good Woman' is like looking for a Tootsie Roll in a septic tank full of turds (which [due to STDs] has become further contaminated with hazardous waste)."
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Writer: Anonymous
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Date: Apr 30 2012 4:12 PM
# 1949 Critique Analogy
The Spanaird Got It Right
a: Good women ~
b: a fire at a distance
What: "Beauty in a good woman is like fire at a distance or a sharp sword; the one does not burn, or the other wound, those who come not too close."
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Writer: Miguel de Cervantes
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Date: Apr 30 2012 4:14 PM
# 1950 Critique Analogy
I'll Drink To That.....
a: Good women ~
b: good booze
What: "Because a good woman is like good booze - top shelf and never watered down."
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Writer: Not stated
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Date: Apr 30 2012 4:18 PM
# 1951 Critique Analogy
a: A good women ~
b: a blowtorch
What: "A good woman is like a blowtorch -- bright, fiery, extremely loud, cuts through steel, and is never around when I need one."
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Writer: Not Stated
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Date: Apr 30 2012 4:02 PM
# 1945 Critique Analogy
Women As Race Car
a: A good women ~
b: McLaren F1
What: "A good woman is like a McLaren F1. They're both fun to look at and dream about having one, but lord knows I can't afford either."
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Writer: Ralph Lucas
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Date: Apr 30 2012 4:04 PM
# 1946 Critique Analogy
The Whore Madonna Dichotomy
a: A good women ~
b: mom-asexual
What: "A good woman is like mom-asexual. Perhaps allowing that she did it once per child, but only because she had to. An angel in the morning and [only] a devil [or a sexual being] when we get back home, like Charley Pride sings. If you think that's dated thinking, more recently, Ludacris is still rapping excitedly that "She's the lady in the street and the freak in the bed."
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Writer: Laurie Watson, MA, L
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Date: Apr 30 2012 4:07 PM
# 1947 Critique Analogy
Women As Nice Car
a: A good women ~
b: luxury automobile
What: "A good woman is like a luxury automobile: It's a sweet, comfortable, and smooth ride most of the time, but every 1,000 miles or so you have your sudden, catastrophic fuel-ignition explosion. Now, all this psychodrama can be avoided, but it's the price we pay, fellas, because who the hell wants to walk to work?" This statement is from an interview in Esquire magazine.
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Writer: Tom Arnold
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Date: Apr 30 2012 4:10 PM
# 1948 Critique Analogy
Just Don't Grind Too Much
a: A good women ~
b: the grindstone to your blade
What: "a good woman is like the grindstone to your blade, through them you will sharpen and hone your edge."
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Writer: Alvin Soon
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Date: Apr 30 2012 4:20 PM
# 1952 Critique Analogy
Women=beef
a: A good women ~
b: a good steak
What: "A good woman is like a good steak, a little marbling gives character"
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Writer: Not stated
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Date: Apr 30 2012 4:24 PM
# 1953 Critique Analogy
Women As Engine
a: A good women ~
b: a diesel
What: "A good woman is like a diesel, once you warm em up they will run for ever"
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Writer: clackmaster
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Date: Apr 30 2012 4:26 PM
# 1954 Critique Analogy
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