giving roses

n=4

Roses And Blowjobs

a: Giving roses ~
b: a blowjob for a women

What: If guys really want to understand what makes women happy they should heed the above relation. Don't try to understand why this is, just believe that it is true. So, if you offer flowers to your wife, girl friend, lover or significant other they get the same lift you would if any the above gave you a blow-job. Think about it this way and you will have little problem buying flowers for the women in your life. Will there be reciprocity? Maybe or maybe not. But that's not the point. Giving flowers can ONLY help your relationship and may lead to more fun down the road.

Useful?
Writer: LucretiaGermanica
LCC:
Where: Reference Link Has Evaporated
Date: Feb 29 2012 2:10 PM


Fleeting Looks

a: Giving roses ~
b: saying My love for you is fleeting

What: "Their only purpose is to be pretty, and they only last about a week or two. Giving roses is like saying "My love for you is fleeting, and based solely on your appearance". Roses reinforce that message of fickleness by 1) twisting in the wind, and 2) wilting if not pampered. "

Useful?
Writer: Not Stated
LCC:
Where:
Date: Mar 15 2012 10:40 AM


Spicy Roses

a: Giving roses ~
b: SAYING OUR LOVE IS RED HOT SPICY

What: " GIVING ROSES IS LIKE SAYING OUR LOVE IS RED HOT SPICY AND PASSOINATE BUT ITS SO BRIGHT, IT WILL BURN OUT FASTER THEN YOU HAVING A HAPPY MEL"

Useful?
Writer: JoeC
LCC:
Where: Reference Link Has Evaporated
Date: Mar 15 2012 10:42 AM


The Holy Grail Of Analogy

a: Giving roses ~
b: Blowjobs Because

What:

1. Neither sex can understand why the other is so fond of them.
2. Giving them always feels silly at first.
3. No one ever complains of getting too many.
4. They're always guaranteed to brighten someone's day.
5. They always bring the greatest pleasure when they're least expected.
6. It's tempting to feel jealous if someone else is getting them instead of you.
7. They're a sure sign that someone thinks you're special.
8. Giving them with frequency will make you a catch.
9. Giving them with flair will make you a legend.
10. Giving them clumsily is better than not giving them at all.
11. Although they're soon history, they're seldom forgotten.
12. The more graciously they're given, the more greatly they're adored.
13. A fool treats giving them as an obligation instead of an opportunity.
14. Anyone who has to beg for one is probably neglecting the other.
15. There's nothing more pathetic than having to buy them for yourself.
16. If giving them is a bother, you're thinking about the wrong person.
17. A relationship with both is a recipe for bliss.
18. A relationship with neither is a recipe for bland.
19. A relationship with only one is a recipe for trouble.
20. A world with an abundance of both would be a richer place


Useful?
Writer: Wild Card1100
LCC: RA
Where:
Date: Dec 22 2016 11:07 AM



Green Venn Diagram

METAMIA is a free database of analogy and metaphor. Anyone can contribute or search. The subject matter can be anything. Science is popular, but poetry is encouraged. The goal is to integrate our fluid muses with the stark literalism of a relational database. Metamia is like a girdle for your muses, a cognitive girdle.