giving flowers


A Stuningly Acurate Take

a: Giving flowers ~
b: Blowjobs Because

What: 1. Neither sex can understand why the other is so fond of them. 2. Giving them always feels silly at first. 3. No one ever complains of getting too many. 4. They're always guaranteed to brighten someone's day. See the link for the other 16 reason why they are the same. It's very funny and THE TRUTH.

Writer: Wild Card1100
Date: Apr 23 2012 12:20 AM

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