giving flowers


Some People Like Both

a: Giving flowers ~
b: a blow job for a woman

What: If guys really want to understand what makes women happy they should heed the above relation. Don't try to understand why this is, just believe that it is true. So, if you offer flowers to your wife, girl friend, lover or significant other they get the same lift you would if any the above gave you a blow-job. Think about it this way and you will have little problem buying flowers for the women in your life. Will there be reciprocity? Maybe or maybe not. But that's not the point. Giving flowers can ONLY help your relationship and may lead to more fun down the road.

Writer: Lucretiamia
Where: Reference Link Has Evaporated
Date: Apr 23 2012 12:18 AM

A Stuningly Acurate Take

a: Giving flowers ~
b: Blowjobs Because

What: 1. Neither sex can understand why the other is so fond of them. 2. Giving them always feels silly at first. 3. No one ever complains of getting too many. 4. They're always guaranteed to brighten someone's day. See the link for the other 16 reason why they are the same. It's very funny and THE TRUTH.

Writer: Wild Card1100
Date: Apr 23 2012 12:20 AM

Green Venn Diagram

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