finding a good man

n=3

Man As Used Car

a: Finding a good man ~
b: Buying a Used Car

What: "Finding a good man on line is like shopping for a used car. The problem is that when you are buying a used car you can pay extra for a carfax report to find out the car's history. You cannot do that with a man." And "Checking him out under many different conditions is helpful. You test drive a car on the highway and the side roads to see how it performs. On a sunny day, all may be fine but how does it handle in the rain? Sometimes it rains a lot."

Useful?
Writer: Priscilla Benfield
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Where: Reference Link Has Evaporated
Date: Apr 30 2012 4:33 PM


Man As Boob Holder?

a: Finding a good man ~
b: finding a good bra

What: "You try a lot of them on. Some are too big, some are too small. Others don't give you enough support, others just want to squeeze your boobs. Then you find a good one. The fit feels good. There is enough support while still giving you some breathing room." The rest is funny and true.

Useful?
Writer: Onewithbooks
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Where:
Date: Apr 30 2012 4:46 PM


Human Being As Parking Space Metaphor

a: Finding a good man ~
b: a parking place at Walmart

What: "Finding a good man is like finding a parking place at Walmart. You ride around for hours looking for a good one, then when you think you found one you realize it's a handicapped."

Useful?
Writer: Not stated
LCC:
Where: Reference Link Has Evaporated
Date: Apr 30 2012 4:54 PM



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