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The Season Has Started

a: Farting ~
b: baseball

What: "Farting is like baseball-it's the great American pastime to be shared by Fathers and their Sons. Toot on my friends, toot on!!!"

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Writer: Moby Home Maker
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Date: Apr 15 2012 12:31 PM


Yuk

a: Farting ~
b: ejaculation

What: "Farting is like ejaculation, nice if you're alone but twice as better when done on someone's face."

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Writer: Abhishek Madan
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Date: Apr 15 2012 12:32 PM


Can You Do This In Private?

a: Farting ~
b: picking your nose

What: "Farting is like picking your nose. It is bad manners, disrespect for yourself, and disrespect to others. I know people get gas sometimes, and that can't be helped. But farting out loud, on a regular basis is disgustingly rude, and there's no excuse for it."

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Writer: lynst
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Date: Apr 15 2012 12:34 PM


But Will It Role?

a: Farting ~
b: letting the air out of a bicycle tire

What: "According to Happeh Theory, farting is like letting the air out of a bicycle tire. When the air is let out of a bicycle tire, it no longer works like it is supposed to. Instead of being round it will change shape to become flat."

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Writer: Not Stated
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Where: Reference Link Has Evaporated
Date: Apr 15 2012 12:39 PM


This Was Found Of Twitter, But Now It's Gone

a: Farting ~
b: releasing a bad memory

What: "Farting...is like releasing a bad memory. If it stays with you, it will definitely poison you"

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Writer: Not Stated
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Where: Reference Link Has Evaporated
Date: Apr 15 2012 12:43 PM


But Do You Need A Cigarette Afterwards?

a: Farting ~
b: mini orgasm

What: "when done properly farting is like mini orgasm"

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Writer: @danadearmond
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Date: Apr 15 2012 12:47 PM


I'll Salutre That

a: Farting ~
b: a badge of honor

What: "LOL that's hilarious. Yeah in my family, farting is like a badge of honor, but not so much in my hubby's. He's gotten used to it...but the people in Cape Verde aren't so forgiving. I tried the "sneak one out and look around innocently" and they start talking about the smell and where did that some from...it's considered very rude here."

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Writer: dovelette
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Date: Apr 15 2012 12:51 PM


Sometimes They Smell The Same

a: Farting ~
b: children

What: "Farting is like children, you can stand your own but someone elses is intolerable"

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Writer: Dinger
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Date: Apr 15 2012 12:53 PM



a: farting ~
b: the gateway drug

What:

"Farting is like the gateway drug. It opens the door for more less appealing things to come. Remember there was a time when you couldn't even imagine pooping at his place or wearing period-stained underwear on a date? Usher in peeing with the door open, picking your nose, and plucking your armpit hair. Yup, the moment you fart in front of him, it's game over. "


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Writer: Mistress J
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Date: May 23 2015 11:50 AM



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