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The Season Has Started
a: Farting ~
b: baseball
What: "Farting is like baseball-it's the great American pastime to be shared by Fathers and their Sons. Toot on my friends, toot on!!!"
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Writer: Moby Home Maker
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Date: Apr 15 2012 12:31 PM
# 1845 Critique Analogy
Yuk
a: Farting ~
b: ejaculation
What: "Farting is like ejaculation, nice if you're alone but twice as better when done on someone's face."
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Writer: Abhishek Madan
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Date: Apr 15 2012 12:32 PM
# 1846 Critique Analogy
Can You Do This In Private?
a: Farting ~
b: picking your nose
What: "Farting is like picking your nose. It is bad manners, disrespect for yourself, and disrespect to others. I know people get gas sometimes, and that can't be helped. But farting out loud, on a regular basis is disgustingly rude, and there's no excuse for it."
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Writer: lynst
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Date: Apr 15 2012 12:34 PM
# 1847 Critique Analogy
But Will It Role?
a: Farting ~
b: letting the air out of a bicycle tire
What: "According to Happeh Theory, farting is like letting the air out of a bicycle tire. When the air is let out of a bicycle tire, it no longer works like it is supposed to. Instead of being round it will change shape to become flat."
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Writer: Not Stated
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Where: Reference Link Has Evaporated
Date: Apr 15 2012 12:39 PM
# 1848 Critique Analogy
This Was Found Of Twitter, But Now It's Gone
a: Farting ~
b: releasing a bad memory
What: "Farting...is like releasing a bad memory. If it stays with you, it will definitely poison you"
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Writer: Not Stated
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Where: Reference Link Has Evaporated
Date: Apr 15 2012 12:43 PM
# 1849 Critique Analogy
But Do You Need A Cigarette Afterwards?
a: Farting ~
b: mini orgasm
What: "when done properly farting is like mini orgasm"
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Writer: @danadearmond
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Date: Apr 15 2012 12:47 PM
# 1850 Critique Analogy
I'll Salutre That
a: Farting ~
b: a badge of honor
What: "LOL that's hilarious. Yeah in my family, farting is like a badge of honor, but not so much in my hubby's. He's gotten used to it...but the people in Cape Verde aren't so forgiving. I tried the "sneak one out and look around innocently" and they start talking about the smell and where did that some from...it's considered very rude here."
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Writer: dovelette
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Where: Reference Link Has Evaporated
Date: Apr 15 2012 12:51 PM
# 1851 Critique Analogy
Sometimes They Smell The Same
a: Farting ~
b: children
What: "Farting is like children, you can stand your own but someone elses is intolerable"
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Writer: Dinger
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Date: Apr 15 2012 12:53 PM
# 1852 Critique Analogy
a: farting ~
b: the gateway drug
What:
"Farting is like the gateway drug. It opens the door for more less appealing things to come. Remember there was a time when you couldn't even imagine pooping at his place or wearing period-stained underwear on a date? Usher in peeing with the door open, picking your nose, and plucking your armpit hair. Yup, the moment you fart in front of him, it's game over. "
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Writer: Mistress J
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Date: May 23 2015 11:50 AM
# 7676 Critique Analogy
METAMIA is a free database of analogy and metaphor. Anyone can contribute or search. The subject matter can be anything. Science is popular, but poetry is encouraged. The goal is to integrate our fluid muses with the stark literalism of a relational database. Metamia is like a girdle for your muses, a cognitive girdle.