day time television
"Watching day time television is like having your brain slowly drip out of your ear."
"Day-time television is like a lava lamp. It changes, yeah, but not really."
METAMIA is a free database of analogy and metaphor. Anyone can contribute or search. The subject matter can be anything. Science is popular, but poetry is encouraged. The goal is to integrate our fluid muses with the stark literalism of a relational database. Metamia is like a girdle for your muses, a cognitive girdle.