"A curvy woman is like a chew toy for the puppy of the soul."
"Hugging a curvy woman is like being massaged by the best upholstery known to man (until they start making couches with nipples, at any rate), but hugging a skinny woman is like hugging an elf; you feel all bear-like and protective."
METAMIA is a free database of analogy and metaphor. Anyone can contribute or search. The subject matter can be anything. Science is popular, but poetry is encouraged. The goal is to integrate our fluid muses with the stark literalism of a relational database. Metamia is like a girdle for your muses, a cognitive girdle.