"After all, unrequited crushing is like batting a piñata at a child's birthday party, to get the sweet stuff, you have to be willing to spin around blindfolded and look like an idiot."
"Relationships require hard work, but crushing is like sending your mind on spring break. #2: You Get A Tingly Feeling When You See Him: You know the way you get when your crush sits so close to you during the school assembly that you can practically see every single sexy blink of his eyes and every cute criggle of his mouth as he talks?"
METAMIA is a free database of analogy and metaphor. Anyone can contribute or search. The subject matter can be anything. Science is popular, but poetry is encouraged. The goal is to integrate our fluid muses with the stark literalism of a relational database. Metamia is like a girdle for your muses, a cognitive girdle.