bribing a baby
"You know the rest of the song. The title to this song really be called " I Will Do Anything to Get You to Be Quiet and Sleep" This must have been written by a desperate parent or maybe parents with a colic baby. From my experience bribing a baby is like praying for the toilet to not get clogged (and it does anyway)."
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