"Botox is like the gateway drug of plastic surgery - and we all now how gateway drugs end up. One second you're accepting a pot brownie at a party, and the next, you're sitting on the floor of a crack den talking about existentialism in Home and Away with a purple unicorn called Jesus."
METAMIA is a free database of analogy and metaphor. Anyone can contribute or search. The subject matter can be anything. Science is popular, but poetry is encouraged. The goal is to integrate our fluid muses with the stark literalism of a relational database. Metamia is like a girdle for your muses, a cognitive girdle.