"Bitcoin is like Kenny on South Park, declared dead on a weekly basis. "
"But Bitcoin is actually a business. It's software as a service-transactions for a price, like credit cards."
"The bitcoin ecosystem is like that teenager you desperately want to see get its act together but that can't help but to screw up and get in trouble at every turn."
METAMIA is a free database of analogy and metaphor. Anyone can contribute or search. The subject matter can be anything. Science is popular, but poetry is encouraged. The goal is to integrate our fluid muses with the stark literalism of a relational database. Metamia is like a girdle for your muses, a cognitive girdle.