bernie sanders
"The treatment by the mainstream media of Bernie Sanders is like the history of new scientific truth: first it is ignored, then denied, then rejected as important,and once the establishment agrees it is true and important they try to steal the idea, or credit another person."
"For many college students, Bernie Sanders is like that old vinyl record getting spin after spin. They listen to him on repeat, saying the same things over and over again because his message is exactly what they want to hear right now."
"voting for Bernie Sanders is like voting for Kim Jong Un for Playmate of the year. Voting for Trump is like voting to get stabbed in the ass. Voting for Clinton is like voting to get shot in the balls. Very hard choices this time around!"
"Bernie Sanders is like that crazy uncle that really makes a lot of sense is super smart but gets hit with water balloons by bullies."
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