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Baltimore As Abused Child

a: Baltimore ~
b: an abused, neglected child

What: "Baltimore is like an abused, neglected child who does not believe it deserves better."

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Writer: Not Stated
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Date: Jun 7 2012 6:26 PM


Baltimore As Illusion

a: Baltimore ~
b: an illusion

What: " Baltimore is like that candlestick/face optical illusion - if you look at it one way, it's a southern city, and if you look at it another way, it's northern. It's both."

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Writer: lisam
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Date: Jun 7 2012 6:28 PM


Lipstick On The Teeth

a: Baltimore ~
b: Martha Stewart

What: "The thing about Baltimore," says Sara Hisamoto of the Visitors Bureau, "is that it's authentic. We have authentic people and authentic things to do. We know our strengths and we play to them." Or as Barry Werner, proprietor of the wonderful Scarborough Fair B&B puts it, "Baltimore is like Martha Stewart, all dressed up but with a little lipstick still on her teeth." I couldn't have said it better myself.

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Writer: Barry Werner
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Date: Jun 7 2012 6:31 PM


The Worst Of Both Worlds

a: Baltimore ~
b: my crazy uncle

What: "The joke is that Baltimore has a southern pace and northern manners," says Lippman, sipping wine in a Dublin bar while her husband entertains a sell-out crowd at the IFI. "Very slow, rude people. I think that Baltimore is like my crazy uncle who gets drunk at the dinner table and says things he shouldn't say, but I still love him."

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Writer: L AURA LIPPMAN
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Date: Jun 7 2012 6:38 PM


What A Marriage

a: Baltimore ~
b: Ted Bundy mixed with crackheads

What: Not getting at the soul of the city is not a bad thing. The soul of Baltimore is like that of Ted Bundy mixed with an asylum full of crackheads.

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Writer: Mightynute
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Where: Reference Link Has Evaporated
Date: Jun 7 2012 6:42 PM


Baltimore As Atlanta

a: Baltimore ~
b: atlanta

What: "baltimore is like atlanta, kinda scummy. I was approached by a stranger talking shit- in broad daylight- and i was completely sober. He was trying to scam me or something. I told him to go away. and I'm not a little guy by any means, so WTF baltimore?"

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Writer: Not Stated
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Date: Jun 7 2012 6:45 PM



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