"Over ripe avocado is like is like the inside of an alien's granny's granny panties."
"Trendy, popular and a bit of an overachiever in the health department, avocado is like the homecoming queen of the fats parade"
"Today I learned some people don't deserve avocados because they only eat half of them and save the rest for later. An avocado is like a blowjob: you don't stop halfway and finish it the next morning. "
METAMIA is a free database of analogy and metaphor. Anyone can contribute or search. The subject matter can be anything. Science is popular, but poetry is encouraged. The goal is to integrate our fluid muses with the stark literalism of a relational database. Metamia is like a girdle for your muses, a cognitive girdle.