"Analytical Chemists are like physical chemists, with the distinct addition of stable employment opportunities. They may have their hands in several wildly different projects at once, and generally have a qualitative understanding of all the other divisions, but refuse to work hard enough to do quantitative work in any of them (especially physical chemistry)."
METAMIA is a free database of analogy and metaphor. Anyone can contribute or search. The subject matter can be anything. Science is popular, but poetry is encouraged. The goal is to integrate our fluid muses with the stark literalism of a relational database. Metamia is like a girdle for your muses, a cognitive girdle.