alkali earth metals


Chemistry That Anyone Can Understand

a: alkali earth metals ~
b: slutty men


"The alkali earth metals are like slutty men. They're looking to give their electron to anyone willing to take it."

"The halogens are like slutty women. They're looking to get any electron they can."

"The noble gases are the prudes. They're happy the way they are and don't take shit from nobody."

Writer: Darwynnia
Date: Feb 28 2014 4:04 PM

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