Providence Rhode Island
a: Providence ~
b: a massive version of South Boston
What: "Providence is like a massive version of South Boston. It's full of mumbling swamp yankees and the idle unemployed. Area hotels are infested with rats and Brown is well, Brown. I wouldn't send my dog to Brown, even though they've gotten rid of their flaky non-major philosophy. Providence is okay if you don't live anywhere near Providence. The state is dirt poor and fairly corrupt. If you have children they will grow up illiterate. Better than Baltimore, though, where your children will grow up dead."
Date: Jul 31 2011 1:12 PM
# 935 Critique Analogy