a: farting ~
b: the gateway drug
What:
"Farting is like the gateway drug. It opens the door for more less appealing things to come. Remember there was a time when you couldn't even imagine pooping at his place or wearing period-stained underwear on a date? Usher in peeing with the door open, picking your nose, and plucking your armpit hair. Yup, the moment you fart in front of him, it's game over. "
Useful?
Writer: Mistress J
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Date: May 23 2015 11:50 AM
# 7676 Critique Analogy