"Metaphase is like a game give the play a name. The play name is fear the centriolies appear. Call the play " FEAR" chromosomes pull apart in fear. Telophase the uncoiling phase you have chromosomes on each end and 2 new nuclei that jump in." And so it goes...

The link is a list of poems written about meiosis by students. Some are pretty good, some are somewhat loopy, by design.