Here Comes California; The Horror!

a: Portland oregon ~
b: Lord of the Flies before Piggie gets bumped

What: "Christian Lander, the cad responsible for Stuff White People Like noted that Portland is like Lord of the Flies right before Piggie gets bumped off; when they run out of sustainably raised salmon, there will be rioting in the lovingly repurposed streets of the Pearl District. Be warned, young Bay Area refugees. What looks good now might just end up becoming the exact same thing you left behind."

Writer: Christian Lander
Date: May 16 2012 6:52 PM

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