"Just don't get pregnant, ladies. Really? If that's how officials are responding to this health crisis, then I think we've crossed a line into an area known previously only in science fiction. Zika virus is like Contagion meets Children of Men. In Children of Men, the women of earth had become infertile for some mysterious reason."
Feel free to be the first
Please review the linked page for context.
If you can think of something better than this,
please add it to the database