"We're also now acutely aware that running is actually bad for you. It leaves you prone to injuries, and presents the possibility of becoming tired. It's much more dangerous than walking. A good analogy is that running is like shooting heroin, while walking is like smoking a cigarette, which is actually quite good for you assuming that you're walking while doing it."
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