"Volcanoes are the Earth's zits. Millions of years ago when our planet was going through puberty, volcanoes were prevalent; now that the Earth is more mature, eruptions are less frequent.
Whenever I look at a globe, however, I'm still tempted to give the big island of Hawaii a squeeze."
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