"Unhappiness is like leprosy to Californians.
Unlike in New York (where people tend to wallow in misery) depression and discontent are taboo topics in Los Angeles. In La La Land, something(s) is always 'amazing' or 'exciting' or 'unbelievable', and a typical LA greeting might run along the lines of..."
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