"Watching television is like picking through a garbage dump: very rarely do you find anything of value, it stinks a lot more in summer, and those oh-so-numerous commercials are like flies and other insects driving you away from even picking through the collection. More channels would be like adding to the heap, making it almost not worth the time to find some small source of entertainment."
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