"High school counselors should stop being shills for Sallie Mae. They should tell students that a student loan is like borrowing from the mafia-you have to pay it back even if your degree is worth as much as an expired 2-for-1 coupon at Taco Bell. In 4 years there aren't going to be too many jobs but there will be plenty of collection agencies going after student loan debt."
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