"Red is the most popular colour, for several reasons. First, red is sexy. Having a red car is like wearing your lingerie on the outside: it says I'm a fast-living, fast-loving, fast-moving individual. It means that you'd be driving a Ferrari if it weren't for minor budgetary constraints. The other explanation for the popularity of red cars is that a lot of people are secretly pretending to be Postman Pa"
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