"The Periodic Table is like an old cricket score sheet, kept in the pavilion to remind members of the glory days. In modern times, chemistry is less of a science, than an engineering discipline; churning out lab technicians for industry, whilst the 'chosen' few get funded to do a PhD on a further addition to some ..."
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