Pangea is like a wart on Earth's beautiful face; a wart that dismantles, moves around, and reassembles on the other side. Who wants such an annoying wart on their face? Let us surgically remove that ugly-ass wart by throwing the Pangea model out the window and into the dust where it belongs.
Feel free to be the first
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If you can think of something better than this,
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