"Since I recognize the game's appeal, I've at least played enough to understand why it's not for me. Minecraft is like Lego without the instruction manual, with the caveat that you can't build the Spaceship until you figure out how to synthesize the plastic parts. I've never been good at teaching myself those kinds of lessons."
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