"Both types of Meningitis are a creepy little bunch of spinal cord and brain attackers. "Meningitis" means "inflammation of the meninges" (pronounced meh-NIN-jeez). ("Meninges" are like a three-layer jacket inside our heads protecting our brain and spinal cord)."
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