"Having sex with a partner is like finishing a drink some stranger left in a bar. Having sex with a partner is like eating the food someone left on their plate in a restaurant. You don't know what germs the other person has.
Masturbation is like cooking a dinner for yourself in your own home and being able to eat it while in front of the TV or looking out the window or doing whatever is you want to do."
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