"Liberalism is like the old shagged Volvo that keeps working reliably and everyone knows more or less how it works, which is always driven out of the garage and put to good use when all the flashy cars have failed. Yet it is unattractive and boring. Socialism in turn is a shiny, flashy Alfa that appeals to many people but rarely manages to run far, whilst using up all the owner's financial resources. Fascism would thus be the same car in brown, without brakes and the accelerator locked in full speed and without third party insurance."