"The first thing, neigh, the supreme thing you need to know about going down on a woman is that you MUST be gentle. Particularly gentle. Don't believe what you see on your favorite porn sites and videos. A woman's labia is like a budding flower. You don't eat a flower, do you? You feel a flower. Caress it on your lips, your nose your face. It's the same with a fragile vagina. "
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