"The integumentary system protects the human body from the outside world, from everything ranging from ultraviolet rays to scrapes on the knees. The integumentary system is like knights armor and is the primary system for the protection of the body. Sometimes a knight's armor gets a mark on it, much like the skin develops acne."
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